I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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