i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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