I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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