Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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