I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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