This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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