Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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