you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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