the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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