Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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