Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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