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So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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