You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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