omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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