ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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