i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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