How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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