Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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