...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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