normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Bring me that man meat
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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