Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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