xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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