I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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