Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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