K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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