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I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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