the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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