Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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