Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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