last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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