That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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