He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i just wanna soil my oats bro
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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