girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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