arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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