I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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