I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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What drink are we having for lunch?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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