fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
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He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
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The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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