do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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