every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
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I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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