no, he came in my armpit
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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