Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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