Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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