What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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