when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
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yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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