when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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