you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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