I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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