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  • 74 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:35pm
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    yay, an actual TFLN.

  • 69 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 6:45am
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    Well, i've tried to fuck confidentiality before, but I was very very high

  • 68 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:22am
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    So very true lol

  • 74 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:37am
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    Popsicles are abstract?

    • 72 71
      Submitted by Chance on Feb 1, 10 at 11:41am
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      HAHA Exactly what I was thinking. you can fuck a popsicle, it won't be pleasant (probably) but you can do it.

      • 49 72
        Submitted by makeitglow on Feb 1, 10 at 2:17pm
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        i love how you add (probably) cause all i can think about now is how it seems like you're about to test this :)

  • 74 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:01pm
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    In Soviet Russia, abstract ideas desire to fuck you!

  • 71 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:55pm
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    Popsicles aren't abstract

  • 69 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:58pm
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    you people are fucking idiots. the whole point of this site is to show TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT. finally a real text from last night gets on here and you completely bash it. you're all stupid

  • 63 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:00pm
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    Best!!

  • 72 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:19am
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    so awesome

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:24pm
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    Who gives a fuck if a Popsicle is abstract or not.. It's funny !! Damn you guys take this site very seriously.

  • 57 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:19am
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    wow. why is everyone so literal? the person was high when they wrote it and probably had some stone-induced epiphany about popsicles. this is a text that actually keeps in the spirits of this site.

  • 58 54
    Submitted by radiumgirls on Feb 1, 10 at 5:05pm
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    fyi Popsicles are not abstract.

  • 55 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:11pm
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    Then call my dick beauty lol

  • 55 55
    Submitted by wtf_md on Feb 1, 10 at 4:00pm
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    if you don't know how popsicles could be abstract clearly you've never been high. So, you can't wrap your head around the genius of this text. Therefore, you need to stop being a little bitch and quit complaining. QED

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 8:45pm
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    In soviet Russia, Popsicles fuck you

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:14am
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    ...POPSICLES are tangible, dumbass.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:10pm
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    Yay Popsicles

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:47pm
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    Popsicles aren't abstract. Nice try though idiot.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:56pm
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    Not funny

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:53pm
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    Braverly and love? Popsicles.... Maybe you should lay off the drugs. You obviously don't have too many brain cells left....

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:07pm
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    Butt fuck

  • 35 46
    Submitted by supernerdman on Sep 1, 10 at 1:28pm
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    Fucking love makes sense but why not a sammich??