You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize