I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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