Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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