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  • 84 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:19pm

    What a DIRT BAG! Its all good though, karma is a bitch

  • 64 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:37pm

    This is so wrong, I don't even know why someone would be proud of this. And I can't understand what makes people think this type of attitude is even attractive, speaking in terms of friends and being drawn to the type of friend who is capable of being such a bastard. You reach an age one day where you look back and the cruel shit you did, and it's not funny then, nor should it be now.

  • 63 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:16pm

    Chuck Norris can watch '60 Minutes' in 20 minutes

  • 56 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:26pm

    HAHAHA YESSSSS!!!!!!!! you are my hero'

  • 60 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:20pm

    I'm sure she was corrupted before... Just want to make him feel special...

  • 57 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:03pm

    If that's the highlight of your resume, you are a pathetic man

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:49pm

    haha this is BS this guy is just trying to feel cool.

  • 54 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:09pm

    The numbers are the area codes from which the text originated

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:10pm

    I wish you could write that on there so I could drag my nuts across your resume and send it back to you.

  • 53 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:21am

    this dude is either 15 and trying to seem cool or he was molested as a kid and is trying to gain some kind of control of his life by hurting others. loser.

  • 55 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 5:58pm

    I wish I could put, "not a douchebag" on mine, but that's not acceptable. And according to some, that's not lying. But that insult is thrown around so often these days...

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:41pm

    ha SOMEones soundsing bitter...

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:36pm

    I know who submitted this. and you're going to hell you fucking bastard.

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:13pm

    cruel intentions wannba

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:06pm

    Regardless of all the moralizing, I am more curious about how this innocence was destroyed. Perhaps the best thing about this post is its sense of mystery.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:19pm

    That's Fucked up. I don't think it's funny

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 5:54pm

    I have "anal destroyer"

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:45pm

    i really hope that i dont know this person. in my town. crazies

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:05pm

    ive been wondering.. wat do the numbers mean??

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:26pm

    Anyone who denies having done this is lying or never got the chance because they're the anti-pussy.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:24am

    My best friend wrote this text, and I assure you, she's neither fat nor ugly. LAURENNNNNNNN<3

    • 32 44
      Submitted by amstel97 on Jan 8, 11 at 8:41pm

      well your best friend is a loser

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:48pm

    My sister's boyfriend could say this. Douche.

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:07pm

    Steve...? Is that you?

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 5:53pm

    I have "capable of ripping apart pussy with massive dick" on mine

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:01pm

    this is about a girl saying it about another girl. nota guy to a girl. so relax.

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:49pm

    WOW. thats fucked up.

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:03pm

    sweet? but not really.

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:51pm

    Me and you both, brother.

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:47pm

    I know a girl that would say this.

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:36pm

    So, one drunken evening I decided in my wisdom that everyone should fuck a fat chick at one point. So I wanted to find one which was at least a little pretty. Fast forward to my room, we're spooning and I have a hard on (was a struggle given the circumstances). I started grinding on her and gave myself a shove. Yum, I was in. About a minute later she asks me what the he'll I'm doing. Turns out I was fucking her flab. Talk about awkward.

    • 29 29
      Submitted by exosus on Sep 3, 11 at 12:50pm

      Threw up a little in my mouth. I've never told anyone this before, but you should consider drinking less.

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:21am

    You're a prick and you don't deserve anyone

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:33pm

    Oh, like the resumes of many rapists? What a fantastic person you are.

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 5:34pm

    My area code, this is typical garden city

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 3:41am

    Im guessing your a fat ass and the innocent girl was some hotty your nasty boyfriend was staring at. Get on some stairs and a wonder bra cause yo shit is saggin

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:36am

    i bet it was a judge or lawyer or something who wrote this and not as sick as everyone thinks

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:24pm

    I think it was another chick. Bitches love to destroy their own kind. Playing off that pettiness is what makes men great

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:37pm

    Nobody told you? You write your resume so you can put anything you want on it.

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:22am

    what a fucking loser

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:31pm

    Not even the least bit funny

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:59pm

    and fuck your sister, too

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:58pm

    @ 7:37 -- fuck you and your attitude!!

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:29am

    Not gonna lie that's kinda funny but really messed up!!

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:45pm

    It's about Justin bieber and what went down at the mall on Friday with the whole signing thing.

  • 47 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:35pm

    No girl is innocent. They only deserve contempt

  • 30 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:46pm

    That's not something special, it's a talent of everyy guy.