Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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